Top 10

TOP TEN signs you have too much money

10. Actually considering plunking down $29 on that Palin book.

9. Someone mentions the recession, you say, "The what?!?!"

8. When taking the eye test, you hire Vanna White to stand by letters.

7. You have a regular butler for you, and an adorable monkey butler for the kids.

6. Instead of watching "Seinfeld," you hire Jerry to act out episodes in your living room.

5. You can afford New York Yankee tickets.

4. You've prepaid your income tax through the year 2064.

3. That Monopoly dude with the top hat and mustache? Based on you.

2. Bill Gates is your pool guy.

1. People tell you they love the talk show you do with Kelly Ripa.

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